Dear Mr. Truck Nutz 8-July 2008 1:10 AM
Posted by robodad in humor.trackback
Dear Mr. Truck Nutz,
Today, I had to sit behind you in traffic looking at your oversized nutz. I was sandwiched behind you for at least 20 minutes, with no escape, no place else to look.
They were large and red, and really really gross. One hung lower than the other, and they were slightly oblongish. But in the wrong direction. It was weird.
Please find some way to express yourself less grossly, Mr. Truck Nutz.
Yours Truly,
Me.
You’d really need to be a special sort of over-adrenalised, testosterone-saturated moron to choose these to adorn your truck. Where’s the store for fake breasts to mount on the hood?